Just to share some jokes with you all…

DON’ T LOOK AT NAKED LADY
Boy 1: Why do you run from a naked lady?
Boy 2: Becos my mum said that if I look at
at a naked lady, I’ ll turn into stone.
A part of me is getting hard already.

NAMES OF WIVES
One man had 4 wives, so he called his
4th wife….. baby doll,
3rd wife ….china doll
2nd wife…..barbie doll
1st wife….. panadol

HOW INDIA GOT ITS NAME
This is how India got its name…..
The king was having sex with his mistress
while thinking a name of his country and
his mistress ask him “is it In Dear?”.

GOLF VIS-A-VIS LOVE
Golf is like a love affair
If you don ‘ t take it seriously, it ‘ s fun
If you take it seriously, It ‘ s going to be
heart-ache

WHAT ‘ S GOLF
Golf is a lot of walking
broken up with lots of disappointments

RESEARCH FINDING
Research shows men are fatter than women
because every-night men get fresh milk & 2 big
papayas
while women only get 1 banana, 2 peanuts & 1
tea-spoon of starch

MEANING OF WIFE AND HUSBAND
W — wonderful         H—- handsome
I —- item                 U — useful
F — for                    S — smart
E — entertainment    B — but
A — at
N —
night
D
— dangerous